How did the blonde rob the drive-up window at the bank?
She put her gun in the little basket along with a note that said "This is a stick-up"

How many blondes does it take to make popcorn?
Four. One to hold the pan, and three to shake the stove

Did you hear about the blonde hoodlem? She spray painted her name on chain-link fences

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to know what she looked like when she was sleeping.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

What do you call 10 blondes in your freezer..Frosted flakes!

What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of your swimming pool...........An air pocket!!!!